major hochstetter quotes

Ritter: The general was kind enough to let me tag along on the inspection tour. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They were going into town for a very good reason. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan? : Release Dates Please! Andrew Carter: [mockingly] Lot of work to do. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Hans Georg Schultz: [Tries to cover up Hogan and Tiger] Col. Hogan! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Hans Georg Schultz: What do you think? So handsome and so unlucky. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Berlin is calling every minute. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have one simple alternative, Commandant. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. You'd make somebody a good wife. They knocked the stuffing out of the Messerschmitt factory and got away from the Luftwaffe! And it makes me feel good all over. [Sgt. [Klink enters the room]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride] I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this. What does he look like? Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? We've got him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? Sgt. Sgt. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. - Oh, excuse me a moment, general. My men gave it to me. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I feel the same way. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Kommandant Klink's orders. Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [looks in Newkirk's mouth] Aha! Sgt. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's what's so amazing. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Enough! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [reading a list of invited people to the meeting] It doesn't have the name "Colonel Klink" in there. Sgt. : General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Are you aware that, last Monday night, an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink Release Dates Col. Wilhelm Klink: A-ha, those Staff Officers they are so clever. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This one. Hogan: OK, I will. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We haven't had a friendly chat at any time. [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Quotes Cpl. Hogan stopped kneading the knot forming on his back and stared at Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's right. When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? Andrew Carter: [dressed as Klink] Maybe you better run through it once more. My lips are sealed. This page focuses on the career of Howard Caine, best known for his role as Major Hochstetter in the television series Hogan's Heroes, both as an actor and as a musician. Sgt. Major Hochstetter has found a U.S. Armed Forces button a. Please. 9.61K subscribers Subscribe 64K views 2 years ago This is a compilation of all of the times Major Hochstetter ever said "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here". It was three years ago, in November I think. Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're right, the situation is hopeless, there's no solution, we're faced with an absolute impossibility. Sunday edition. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you! That's what I would like to hear. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What did you tell him? Helga: As a warrior, you must feel it deeply. So that's a command for attention, huh? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Colonel Hogan, just tell me this. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Until we catch those traitors, Stalag 13 will be under Gestapo control. In the second place this isn't a social visit, its official. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you could have asked Lily to dance with him at least once. Sardines? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm glad, there was no time to consult you in advance. Major Hans Kuehn: Yes, uh, Field Marshal Karl Von Streicher of the General Staff. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? Hochstetter for example would have to be a Sturmbannfhrer. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Some of the gang back in Berlin. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will be shot. Quotes [] Major Wolfgang Hochstetter: "Colonel Hogan, that you were able to operate for so long is a tribute to the stupidity of your beloved Kommandant." Bloopers [] External links [] Sticky Wicket Newkirk at the Internet Movie Database; Sticky Wicket Newkirk episode capsule at Webstalag 13; The Hofbrau The war is back on! Col. Wilhelm Klink: The Ping-Pong tournament is canceled. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, Herr General, don't I always do a good job for you? Honestly, I could cry. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, so you made a few stupid mistakes. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's my wife. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hi Schultz! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Peter Newkirk: Monkey, Schultz? Harold J Stone and Howard Caine make the believable and entertaining. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. [walks towards door, gives his classical] BAH! You can depend on me. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? "However, the weather turned cold and my knee stiffened up, as it has since August the fourth 1917, when you panicked and almost killed the two of us in that training crash. That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. I talk about you all the time, when you are not around. 1 May 2023. Ahmmm. It's in the neighborhood. Louis LeBeau: Yes he does! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? His specialty is military protocol. Officer: [approaches Hogan] Might I assist you? Back! Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. I will crack this in not time at all. [reads the lines he worte down] "Mairzy Doats, Little Boy Blue" [eats the paper] I realise this is hard to believe, general, but Klink- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: HOCHSTETTER! Hans Georg Schultz: Don't ask me, this is a decision for an officer. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Now, Klink, I'm going to try and be calm about this. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, this transfer is an order from the highest authority in the Third Reich. For the next two weeks it's death takes a holiday. Peter Newkirk: What did you say, Schultz? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, you don't understand. Col. Wilhelm Klink: No, sir. Who's worried about firing? Carter, keep working oh, you do have insurance? Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Why don't you call headquarters and let them send over an expert. You can't take it home, sir. Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics. [Carter's attempts to manufacture explosives destroys one of the tunnels]. *You* be the judge what's *important*! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. : A secret is sacred to me. [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. Ooh, I like that name. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a great personal loss to me. Who is that woman? He is best remembered for playing the role of German Gestapo Major 'Wolfgang Hochstetter' in the television comedy series, Hogan's Heroes (1967 to 1971). Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I will arrange it. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You are the prosecutor? General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. I never could hang on to money. He has? The SS used the SA rank system, not the Wehrmacht one. Col. Robert E. Hogan: The party was for me, sir. Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. I told you. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Take this man's name, Putzi! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Unexpected, Yes. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. What good is a rusty monocle? Colonel Klink: [trying to demoralize Hogan after air-raid] No damage was done and your bombers suffered severe losses at the hands of our illustrious Luftwaffe. Like coming home to mother's cottage. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. " Arrest me?" "That's right, Hogan," sneered Hochstetter. Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you! Andrew Carter: I hate to say this, Colonel, but I don't see any way we're going to get our hands on that briefcase. Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? Col. Robert E. Hogan: What would you say is the one thing that made the Blue Baron the greatest fighter pilot in World War One? Adequate. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Think of the things you two have been through together. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink, a German officer has been insulted. Col. Wilhelm Klink: An award? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter, what a pleasant surprise. Colonel Klink: No prisoner escapes from Stalag 13! Major Hochstetter You are ignorant! Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: No, me Hogan. Peter Newkirk: You don't think I'd let a Frenchman make the tea, do you? Wild horses and torture could not drag one syllable out of me. It is against the rules. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Through our local travelers aid man, Colonel Klink. My mind is like a camera. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If you did, I wouldn't be asking. General von Rauscher Sgt. Who am I? Hogan: Well if it makes you feel any better, sir, there IS a chimpanzee raking in the garden. Louis LeBeau: Maybe they'll drop us some USO girls. Who is this man and what is he doing here! Traitors, all of them. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you sure you have the right man, Doctor? [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender the man in hiding. [a German guard is fending off POW Newkirk from a restricted area]. | : The Gestapo is taking over. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I never said anything about Friday. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: [skims through a collection of maps and finds Pittsburgh] Pittsburgh? Sgt. Are you OK? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You heard the commandant, now back to your post. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That I'd have to think over. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. Dr. Hermann Felzer: [Klink has been chosen to lead a top secret assignment] You have been chosen for an assignment that involves the highest security project in the Third Reich. Still, you're a likable clod. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course not. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm at your disposal, Captain. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? Writers can stir the mind, but they can't direct it. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. Himmler is a rat fink. Andrew Carter: Well, that's what Newkirk says it means. The idea of Klink being a British agent is ridiculous. [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music! Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. That's the third tray of hors d'oeuvres LeBeau has sent in. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You must know some nice kids. Isaac Bashevis Singer We were born with natural rights. Marya Peter Newkirk: Don't keep calm - everybody panic! Back. I meant green dress, of course. Which wire, Colonel Klink? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your lying! Captain Karl Metzler: In return for *information*! . Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Colonel Wilhelm Klink. [repeated line] Major Hochstetter : Who is this man and what is he doing here! What is going on there? What is this bungler doing here? Now, I know what you're thinking - I'm a writer; why don't I write it myself? Hogan:"Last night I dreamt Schultz ate all the dynamites." LeBeau:"With him that's possible." Klink:"I can smell the sauerbraten. Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Yeah, in your case, Schultz, you'd need the New York Times. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, take him away. Peter Newkirk: You don't mean our Klink. Col. Robert E. Hogan: All right. : Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. He'll do for them what he's done for you. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Colonel Klink: The only orders that I am interested in are my own orders. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You cannot use it, and that's final. [spying on the equipment guarded closely by German soldiers]. It's not big enough to stand up in, and it is not big enough to lie down in. Failure punishment execution by firing squad. Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. : Lock us up? Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. Be honest! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You may learn a few things anyway. Did you hear me? General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: No, this time I want it done right. Here's my reward. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look Metzler, why can't you understand? Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You think I listen to what you say? In it, we wer. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your career is a delicate matter. What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! Sgt. Mix 'em up. We have no choice in the matter. Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. "Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London" has as Canadian Lloyd Bochner playing dual roles as an Englishman and a German. [Hogan pulls out two pieces of cake from behind his back] Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. Capt. Learning to erase his Southern accent, he went on to became a master of 32 foreign and American dialects. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What are you waiting for? Sgt. But, that's not the worst thing we did. Major Hochstetter a character not in the main cast was played by an American actor, as was French resistance leader Tiger. : Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. General von Rauscher Firing? Can't finish wars they start. This news has me so excited. [pause] So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? Colonel Crittendon: Straight from the horror of war. The weather is getting a little nippy. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, no, Herr Commandant. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I know, and it still mystifies me. If they see anybody suspicious, shoot them. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The gestapo never arrests the wrong man.

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